Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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