we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
and she was petting her beer can
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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