I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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