Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
foreskin is a definite game changer
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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