a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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