He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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