if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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