This is not my ceiling
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
