butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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