I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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