please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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