Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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