I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You made out with two different species that night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I am one with the molecules
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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