Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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