i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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