I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
