# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
