There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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