If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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