It's like God shit irony all over that family
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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