dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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