My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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