Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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