Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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