Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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