Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
