summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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