Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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