remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
