I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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