Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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