Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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