When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
