So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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