Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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