everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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