it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
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