Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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