Whod you bang
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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