No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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