doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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