dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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