I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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