Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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