I must be too annoying 4 u.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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