North Korea, Best Korea!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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