Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize
