I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
