Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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