He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Be still, my beating vagina.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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