so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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