This is not my ceiling
i just google imaged poop.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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